clannyphantom:

lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(Source: hexxxxgirlfriend)

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

tipslip:

when you accidentally do something really stupid

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(Source: coluring)


aliceswh0reh0use:

Me.

(Source: roryamy)